A Beginner’s Guide to being a Highly Negative self-serving Jerk

Challenge the status-quo

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Disclaimer 1: If you are a person like that, you won’t have anyone around to disrespect or bother, but, of course, you have to start somewhere…

Disclaimer 2: There’s too much noise in the self-help arena around being productive and positive and all that…maybe it’s time for a change.

It’s actually quite easy to disrespect people and be a world-class jerk. You can start here:

  1. Don’t make eye contact with them.
  2. Use your phone when talking to them.
  3. Don’t reply to their texts.
  4. Never return their calls.
  5. Ask them for favors all the time but never do anything for them.
  6. Interrupt them whenever they talk.
  7. Discredit everything they say.
  8. Embarrass them in a group.
  9. Call their ideas stupid.
  10. Make everything about you.
  11. Demean them.
  12. Call them nicknames they hate.
  13. Steal their work. Never give them credit.
  14. Always arrive late. Don’t respect their time.
  15. Prioritise your commitments over…

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